URSINIRU, CASTOR - Scientists at the Xenogenetics Institute are reporting that Zangali blood contains chemical elements that fight ten different varieties of cancer and numerous viral infections that can be treated no other way.
"It is a remarkable find," said Ukatim Marimachiralim, lead author of the report, which appeared in the latest edition of the New Orion Arm Journal of Medicine.
The news doesn't come as much surprise to one of the top leaders of the Urfist religious movement on Grimlahd. Said Grunthurg Uthmalan: "The Castori have discovered what Zangali have known for many years, that our ancestors bear the holiest of blood in their veins. Hallowed be the besterer bestest. Throw bar."
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